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IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU

Mary Bronstein

  • 113 minutes
  • 2025
  • English

      Friday, December 5
    • 4:15pm and 7pm
    • Saturday, December 6
    • 4:15pm and 7pm
    • Sunday, December 7
    • 1pm and 3:45pm
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    With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien). This fever dream immersion into parental stress connects with thunderous force thanks to Rose Byrne's gutsy star turn and director Mary Bronstein's uncompromising vision. IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU is a raw, honest and haunting portrayal of motherhood spiked with jagged humor. Co-starring Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater and A$AP Rocky.

PUT YOUR SOUL ON YOUR HAND AND WALK

Sepideh Farsi

  • 113 minutes
  • 2025
  • English and Arabic with English Subtitles

      Sunday, December 7
    • 6:30pm
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    PUT YOUR SOUL ON YOUR HAND AND WALK offers an intimate, first-hand perspective on life under siege in Gaza, captured through video calls between director Sepideh Farsi and 25-year-old Palestinian photojournalist and poet Fatma Hassona. Combining raw immediacy with deep humanity, the film captures daily life during the conflict through the eyes and unwaveringly optimistic presence of Fatma, a talented photographer whose generation is trapped in an endless cycle of war, famine, and resistance. Her conversations with Farsi bring us into the heart of the conflict, even while their physical distance underscores the dire situation inside Gaza. PUT YOUR SOUL ON YOUR HAND AND WALK is an essential document that now stands as a heartfelt memorial and final testament: Fatma and her family were tragically killed by a targeted Israeli airstrike on April 16, one day after the film was announced as a selection of the Cannes Film Festival. Simultaneously heartwarming and heartbreaking, it is one of the best and most important movies of the year, please don't miss this.

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